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OH NO!! DED??? YOU?? NO!! Ah yes pestering! What a good thing...

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 04:44:00 -0400

OH NO!! DED??? YOU??

NO!!

Ah yes pestering! What a good thing to do right now!

You wonder who might be online, probably no one though. No one’s on all the time you’re normally on. Maybe, just MAYBE, that’s because free babysitting gets a lot of business.

No idea why though, why would parents want to be rid of their kids for hours of time? You’ll never understand.

They’re just adorable little bundles of joy.

You’re getting off topic!

Oh! it seems someone is actually on! It’s a dear close friend of yours, she’s such a sweet heart (<3!), you don’t see how anyone couldn’t not love her. She could just melt the coldest of HEARTS!

Let’s just get to pestering her.

(Link to the log, for better reading)

What an adorable girl…

You already did that today! You have to keep on schedual, you...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 07:19:41 -0400

You already did that today! You have to keep on schedual, you can’t just do that all willy nilly! what if one of the kids you baby sit came over?? How would you explain that to them?

You need to sit down

Well, this time of day is your kind of alone time! You have as much time in the world. You don’t know if any of your friends are online, and if someone was on you’d get a bit nervous

seeing as you

ya’ know

have feelings

for ALL OF THEM

No, we're not dead.

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 02:50:23 -0400

Got kinda distracted with another adventure.

He’s a little treat while you wait for the next update.
Theo’s personal Blogger Blog:
http://theogreyjoy.blogspot.com/

(Tumblr is too mainstream.)

YES ALL OF THESE CLOTHES. WEARING ALL OF...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 07:07:00 -0400

YES

ALL OF THESE CLOTHES.

WEARING ALL OF THEM.

THE

SAME

TIME

Well, can’t you just leave them? They’re going to certain friends. When you have the money to send them.

You probably never will.

>What will you do now?

Well okay, you would REALLY like that. A lot. Especially if...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 04:45:08 -0400

Well okay, you would REALLY like that. A lot. Especially if three ladies joined it. It wouldn’t be ‘Yaoi’ any more anymore but oh god you would love to be with all of them! They’re all so amazing… You just want to kiss and hugs and do stuff with them. All the time.

You really need to stop thinking about this before you have OTHER business to attend to.

Whoa there! This shirt isn’t for you! Okay it’s more of a dress but whatever. You made it for one of your dear friends. You just haven’t given it to her yet, okay?

WOW RUDE What feeling hurters you guys are! oh looks like he’s gone upstairs, good...

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 13:44:00 -0400

WOW RUDE

What feeling hurters you guys are!

oh looks like he’s gone upstairs, good jo—

wait never mind…

Your name is DREW JOHNSON. You find INTREST in a number of things. You love the TERRIBLE CLOTHES you’ve picked up over the years, they’re amazing in every way. The fact that you own and WEAR them makes some of your dear friends want to cry. You also enjoy doing a lot of CHARITY WORK, and that is an UNDERSTATEMENT. You think everyone deserves a helping hand, which is why you spend a good amount of your time BABYSITTING for free! You also love to do CRAFTS, dear LORD do you love crafts! Knitting, sewing, crocheting, scrap booking, cooking, heck even DRAWING! You like to do all these things and save as much money as you possibly can! You and your BROTHER don’t have very much of an income.

> What will you do now?

> Let’s be someone else Oh my! This boy looks rather busy! Maybe we should take a shot at...

Sun, 27 May 2012 06:46:00 -0400

> Let’s be someone else

Oh my! This boy looks rather busy! Maybe we should take a shot at his name and grab his attention!

>Enter name (we are now taking commands!)

Alright, don’t get your shorts in a twist. It looks as though your computer is trying to get...

Fri, 25 May 2012 04:07:00 -0400

Alright, don’t get your shorts in a twist.

It looks as though your computer is trying to get your attention.

>Indulge Device

One of your chums is messaging you apparently.
Oh boy, here we go. What could he want now?

>Pester armorcladProtagonist

>I’m tired of being Theo. Let’s move along.

Aha, your trusty STICKY NOTE MODUS.You can store pretty large objects on the cards, which are kept...

Fri, 25 May 2012 01:39:00 -0400

Aha, your trusty STICKY NOTE MODUS.
You can store pretty large objects on the cards, which are kept individually in little sticky notes. This can be very useful, but for the disorganized gentleman, can cause quiet a mess. Some people are known for sticking these things everywhere, covering every surface with them to the point that they lose track of them.
But a smart enough gentleman such as your self is clever enough to keep most of your sticky notes in your NOTEBOOK.

Another aspect of the sticky notes is that you can draw an object and create a GHOST IMAGE of the object, assuming you drew it well enough. You’ve yet to find any use for these beyond idle entertainment, though.

>Advance the plot already!

NEW GAME

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:32:37 -0400

NEW GAME:

Read PadLocked in the order it’s meant to be read, silly!

[Can someone who knows how to edit the blog add a similar button to the page?

ty, hugs and love]

This old thing has been gathering dust on top of your bookshelf since your 13th...

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:23:00 -0400

This old thing has been gathering dust on top of your bookshelf since your 13th birthday…

…You try not to think about that day. Too many repressed memories…

Anywho! What kind of person is Theo?

>Examine Room

Your name is THEO. Like any seasoned GENTLEMAN such as yourself, you have a variety of INTERESTS. You are quite fond of PUZZLES, you enjoy solving things that no one else can. When faced with a quandary, you approach it like you would any other puzzle, riddle, or problem. Taking careful planning and scrutinizing before coming to a conclusion, often in a flamboyant manner. You have a number of people whom you idolize that excel with such puzzles. You enjoy the works of many CLASSIC AUTHORS, whose short stories and novels you have lovingly gathered into a collection on your shelf. You are also quiet fond of FANTASY NOVELS, not that you’d let certain friends know that. When you’re not solving puzzles or wasting time on the INTERNET, you enjoy indulging in various MEN’S STYLES of clothing. Whenever you’re out in public, you dress to impress. You’d never be caught dead without a blazer or jacket. And of course, you have a collection of TIES FOR EVERY THINKABLE OCCASION. Oh and you think you’re alright at FENCING. You’re often told that you are quiet more than just “alright”, but you think they’re just being nice.

That’s enough now. In fact that was sort of unnecessary. Moving along now.

>Captchalogue Stack of Books

You can’t be someone else, because you’re busy being this person. Well, hello there!I...

Thu, 24 May 2012 23:46:00 -0400

You can’t be someone else, because you’re busy being this person.

Well, hello there!
I wonder what this young child’s name cou-

Child? Do you look like a child to you? You don’t think so.
Wait, that doesn’t make sense.
The point is, you know that you are no child.
You are a mature gentleman with the mental age of someone well beyond your actual years.
Or so you like to believe.

Well geeze, no need to get touchy.
Can we just learn your name already?

> Examine HONORARY PLACRONYM

> Pester one of your numerous Chums Right, where were you… ah, about to bug one of your...

Thu, 24 May 2012 02:19:28 -0400

> Pester one of your numerous Chums

Right, where were you… ah, about to bug one of your many friends!

And by numerous, you mean four.

Well, technically five, but you are preeeetty sure the fifth is a crazy cave witch so you generally don’t count her.

However, it seems that none of them are online! Pretty unusual, actually, considering the differing timezones involved.

Damn. You were hoping to have a chance to launch an attack on your GREATEST ENEMY, but it doesn’t seem like that’ll be happening.

> Sit and wait for him to come online.

Oh yeah, that totally isn’t creepy or pathetic at all. No, you’ll just use the unexpected peace as an excuse to catch up on the various shows you watch. You have a certain show involving two hunters to watch…

> Be someone less busy.

Mmm, whatever.

We’ve been slow because irl stuff and such. Hopefully with...

Mon, 07 May 2012 19:49:10 -0400

We’ve been slow because irl stuff and such.

Hopefully with the coming of summer, everyone will have more time to spare.

> Examine Room Your name is ERIC. You have a variety of INTERESTS, primarily related to the...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:32:00 -0400

> Examine Room

Your name is ERIC. You have a variety of INTERESTS, primarily related to the SUPERNATURAL. You are especially passionate about KNIGHTS AND MONSTERS, though admittedly the former more than the latter. You are also rather obsessed with ANIME, especially of the SHONEN genre. Fights between superpowered heroes, devilish villains, and giant robots are really exciting for you. You also occasionally play TABLETOP GAMES with a friend online, but that’s about all you use your computer for.

So what were you…

> Captchalogue Mecha Figurine

Hey, this isn’t just any mecha, this is the RX-78-2. This is the original Gundam, and you should show it some respect!

Well, you should, but instead you captchalogue it and put it in your (admittedly inconvenient) Fetch Modus. You’ll get around to explaining that at some point, probably, you aren’t quite in the mood for it at the moment.

> Pester one of your numerous Chums

That sounds like a really good idea, actually! But who…

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 6th of April, is not this...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 06:51:42 -0400

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 6th of April, is not this young man’s birthday. It is, in fact, someone else’s birthday entirely, but we’ll get to that later.

Though it was more than sixteen years ago that he was given life, it is only today that-

- oh, he seems rather angry. He already has a name of his own, thank you very much, and there is no need to insult him by trying to give him your own.

> Enter Name

Manly as fuck. Now then, why don’t we move on.

> Examine Room